A Nigerian lady has taken to social media to share the wildest heartbreak story you’ll read this week — and it’s giving pure dating app shege.
According to her, she met a guy online and they hit things off immediately. Long phone calls, daily chats, video calls, future plans — the whole soft launch package.
They finally decided to meet in person after months of building what felt like a solid relationship.
“The connection was deep and sweet. We thought this was it. Or maybe I thought.”
They met at a location close to her, had food, laughed, gossiped — everything flowed naturally. She left the date feeling like she had found her person.
But that moment of joy didn’t last long.
“He hopped on the bus back to his place, I went home. I was so happy. I couldn’t stop talking to my roommate about how perfect the date was.”
Then came the ghosting.
No “I got home safe” call. No “goodnight.” No morning text. Just silence.
“I called countless times. Nothing. The next day, he finally called around lunch time, saying he was busy and his phone was down. But I could feel the shift.”
She noticed his tone had changed. The energy was off. So she asked him what happened — and his response left her speechless.
“He said he didn’t have a problem with me. That I’m pretty and cool… but he’s scared of light-skinned girls.”
Yes, you read that right.
According to him, he once knew someone who had skin cancer from bleaching, and ever since then, he doesn’t feel safe dating women with light skin because he doesn’t want to “spend money treating cancer in the future.”
“I was stunned. Who told you I bleach? Do I look bleached to you? I’m not even that light. I no be bororo nau.”
As if that wasn’t enough, months later, the same man unknowingly tried to date her friend — the same roommate who had consoled her after the heartbreak.
Luckily, sis had receipts.
“My friend told him off immediately. She said, ‘The lady you dumped after one date because of this stupid reason? That’s my friend.’ He later messaged me to beg her on his behalf. I told him that’s not my business.”
Now she’s left with a hilarious story, a healed heart, and proof that online dating can take you from sweet dreams to premium tears in one weekend.
“Single people dey suffer. Dating apps will show you shege pro max.”
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